So you've read the Crumbs stories and to be honest you just don't think much of them. Well then get up off your backside and write one yourself! Send us a story that you think would be in keeping with Crumbs philosophy (philosophy? We have a philosophy now? No-one told me) and if it is good enough it might even make it on to the inside of one of our thousands and thousands of (recyclable) boxes, not bad hey? But erm just do me a favour, don't make it too good ok? This is my livelihood. Think about the kids. How they'd feel if the family home was repossessed and Daddy was drinking "tea" all day. And them asking "who's that strange man with Mummy?" and " Daddy why is she kissing him?" Please, for the kids' sake, not too good ok?
PS. Mummy has been going out a lot, now Daddy comes to think of it.
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