Quiche lorraine
One day a beautiful princess, dressed all in purple, met a handsome prince dressed all in yellow.
"Madam," said the handsome prince. "You look exquisite."
"Sir," said the beautiful princess. "You look awful."
The prince, abashed, enquired as to why.
"Yellow sir, is for eggs and not princes."
"Forgive me ma'am, for I have no taste," said the prince.
"Here," said the princess handing over her victuals. "Get your chops round that."
"Now that's got taste," said the prince." What, pray tell, is it madam?"
"It's a quiche," the princess announced. " From the people at Crumbs."
"Now I must give you a quiche!" proclaimed the handsome prince puckering up.
Oh how they laughed. And so it came to pass they were married. Just like that.
THE END
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