Ham hock & cheese pasty
Horatio Ham, Wiltshire's finest medic,
Vowed to curb this epidemic,
He puffed out his chest
But being pasty's best
Was left with a terrible headache.
Charlie Chicken, having taken stock,
Said "Dun't fix it if it's not brock"
He vowed not to be flustered
By the proliferation of mustard
And declared it all "very baroque".
Now you may think he was insincere,
But emmental of it my dear
Alright so he wasn't the brightest,
But his pearlies were the whitest
And folk respect that round here.
Crumbs - food for thought.
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