The apricot chutney sausage bomb
Many moons ago in a House of Commons not too far away, MPs were asked to name their favourite sausage bomb from Crumbs.
"I'd as soon be asked which was my favourite child!" one said indignantly.
"Me too," said another. "It's Tarquin."
The debate lasted hours, then days, then weeks.
A protester camped outside with a placard proclaiming "Ban the bombs!" but he was a bit mental.
At last on one cold and grey December morn the Prime Minister stood up.
"Gentlemen," he said gravely. "To each their own."
And thus was the debate settled. Sort of.
Crumbs, it's all a matter of taste.
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